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Why can't we lav nice things? T-Shirt

$20.00
Colors: Black
Sizes: S
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
A relaxed, mid-weight cotton tee with a clean, understated design that speaks softly but clearly. The shirt’s simple front graphic—playful text and a small heart accent—lands on a classic black canvas so the message feels personal rather than loud. It drapes comfortably over the body and keeps its shape thanks to a lay-flat collar and shoulder taping. Durable double-needle hems and a smooth, printer-friendly fabric mean this shirt wears well and holds up to repeated washes while keeping the print crisp. Wear it for low-key nights out, casual coffee runs, or lazy weekends when you want to say something sweet without saying too much.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — midweight 6.1 oz jersey for a substantial, comfortable feel
- Durable construction: double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting wear
- Shoulder-taped seams and lay-flat collar to prevent stretching and maintain shape
- Relaxed fit with soft, smooth fabric that prints cleanly (Natural color may show unprocessed flecks)
- Black sewn-in label and consistent sizing across colors (fiber blend varies in some heathers)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton (Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Light Steel is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Charcoal Heather, Oxford Gray are 60% cotton, 40% polyester)

Double needle sleeve and bottom hems

Double needle sleeve and bottom hems

The garment is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable

Shoulder taped

Shoulder taped

Fabric tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and to prevent stretching

Lay Flat collar

Lay Flat collar

The collar keeps its shape wash after wash

Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.

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